35 year old hat and no clean laundry

Ronald certainly stood out in his bright green shirt as we stood waiting to cross the road. I asked him if it was a fashion statement and he replied no, it was the only thing he had left that was clean in his cupboard. He went on to say that he really must catch up on his laundry. I also asked him about his hat which had a few holes in it, he told me that it was 35 years old and was just so comfortable to wear that he’d never throw it away. He said it would properly out live him…….

35 year old hat
Ronalds 35 year old hat